Answer And Ye Shall Ask (AAYSA) Version2

[Bubba]

Obsession by Animotion.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck assuming he was of average woodchuck build?

[McKinney]

About 700 pounds. Compared to beavers, groundhogs/woodchucks are not adept at moving timber, although some will chew wood. (At Cornell, woodchucks that gnaw their wooden nest boxes are given scraps of 2-by-4 lumber.) A wildlife biologist once measured the inside volume of a typical woodchuck burrow and estimated that -- if wood filled the hole instead of dirt -- the industrious animal would have chucked about 700 pounds' worth.

http://news.cornell.edu/stories/1996/02 ... d-factoids

If a 'stupid question' can be stupid, what makes a question 'smart'?

[Floyd]

One that you don't ask

Will special teams play be much improved this football season?

[harbo]

Might be some growing pains. Have to replace a consistent Laurent at kicker. Didn't see a punter listed on the spring roster. Young is a dangerous return guy. If we struggle, just move Randall West into a position of need. He'll fix it .

Assuming similarly successful records, what is the fans' hierarchy of pro sports in Boston?

[MJatUM]

such a complex question to consider but I will go: Patriots, gap, Red Sox, gap, Bruins, Celtics

The year is 2025 - what conference is UMass competing in athletically?

[Floyd]

Bring back the Eastern 8 baby!!

Purely statistically speaking, what is the most successful sports program at UMass?

[Old Cage]

Ultimate https://blogs.umass.edu/zoodisc/zoodisc/

^ Why not the Yankee Conference? Loved those football tilts at NU, BU and VT. We beat VT 18 of 21. NEED some success!